It's true. Yesterday did not happen. As you know, we were originally concerned about a possible glitch, or bug in the technical lingo, in our mainframe database. However, a lengthy examination into the matter followed by a lengthy debate have left us feeling quite certain that the day did not occur.Oddly enough, some of you may have memories of experiences you believe you endured on the non-yesterday. In fact, some of you may believe you remember coming to this web site and finding it missing a front page article. You may remember being incredibly disheartened, and, in fact, put out that the normally quippy front-page article was not in its usual place. You may even remember turning to your loving partner and muttering some choice words about the disturbing heartlessness of today's web masters. I assure you all, however, these memories are false. Most likely brought on by a combination of expired egg nog and overly juiced rum balls. Yesterday, in fact, did not exist. The computer says it is thus. How can the computer be wrong?
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