We're driving home from North Carolina. It's the longest drive in the universe. I think North Carolina and St. Petersburg, Florida are actually separated by the entire Milky Way. I think this must be what intergalactic travel is like. Except this is mostly more boring. It's only not incredibly boring when one of the children sudden decides they're incredibly bored and whacks their sibling with a shoe.Note to myself: no more shoes on long trips. Hopefully this will all end today and tomorrow I won't be subjecting you to another "I hate driving" articles. I hope we sell the cars before we have the chance to make another road trip.
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